They'd have a COW.
Which is a much bigger deal in India.
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or mad COW disease in my
grilled cheese sandwich?
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Now, while commonly known as a COW catcher,
I prefer the more accurate "COW exploder."
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The ozone layer is already thin
because of the COW farts.
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And probably half that
if I break out the old COW eyes.
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